Thursday, November 01, 2018

If you're trying to beat THC Drug Test, and you only have a day

If you're trying to beat thc drug test, and you only have a day, for example, i've heard that drinking a packet of gelatin will make you show up clean if your specimen is your very next urination. I don't know why this works, but I have some pretty reliable intel that it totally does.

Trying to Beat THC Drug Test

If you have a week, spend the first 4 days on a 1000 calorie diet and sweat, exercise, burn fat and drink diuretics. The day or two before, continue drinking water, but load up on B vitamins and red meat, which replaces the creatinine you're diluting, which confirms for the lab that the urine they're testing is at a relatively normal concentration from a warm-blooded mammal.

Edit: The day of the THC drug test, don't give your morning pee. Continue to drink water and take vitamins, and just before the test, eat a snickers bar and drink a Gatorade G (The original Gatorade is based on oral rehydration therapy, a mixture of salt, sugar, and water, with the citrus-based flavoring and food coloring added). You will metabolize this instead of burning fat, which is what releases the THC into your blood stream and urine. I've known people that were sure they were chronic smokers and all, who made it through a test with less notice than they would have liked.

Another interesting thing is pH. If your pH is too low (around 5), it's rejected as adulterated, but if it's not quite too low, other acids are much less soluble in this solution. The other drugs are more reactive with alcohol, in addition to not being fat-soluble.

Cocaethylene 3D balls

Cocaine for example reacts with ethylene to form cocaethylene in your body, stays for 8 hours, or so and then mostly gets pissed out right away (this is why your buzz is 3 hours long if you don't drink). I don't recommend doing coke unless you want a dose of levamisole, though. Phenylcyclidine (PCP) lasts eight days in a body, which is why it's no longer used. Don't do PCP. Just don't.

Hope this helps, except I don't know what you're talking about and can't remember what I just said.

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